Begin your journey to certified incompetence
By registering with the Strategic Incompetence Institute, you acknowledge and embrace your potential for strategic underachievement.
All certificates issued are 100% authentic representations of your commitment to incompetence. They are suitable for framing, displaying, and confusing your colleagues.
Our programs maintain the highest standards of lowest standards. We guarantee that our certificates will meet or exceed your expectations for institutional absurdity.
In keeping with our mission of strategic incompetence, our refund department has been strategically misplaced. All sales are final.
Your personal information will be protected with the same level of competence we apply to everything else. Make of that what you will.