Project Sabotage is not learned. It is lived. The Institute's master's programme simply certifies what colleagues, spouses, and group-project members have long observed: a rare, dedicated mastery of advanced techniques in project derailment.

Assessment follows our patented honour system, in which we assume the worst and are rarely disappointed. No attendance is required; indeed, non-attendance is looked upon favourably and may qualify the candidate for honours.

The certificate arrives instantly as a personalized PDF bearing the recipient's name, our unreasonably official seal, and a QR code that resolves to a genuine verification page. It is, we are told, the most rigorous documentation ever attached to this little effort.