He Says He Can't Find It. Now There's a Diploma for That.

He is a brilliant man. He can name every starting lineup since 1994, yet cannot locate the butter that is directly in front of the butter. The Institute believes such focused, disciplined incompetence deserves formal recognition. Award your husband a personalized novelty degree — lovingly savage, suitable for framing above the laundry basket he has never once emptied.

Ph.D.SI $13.99
Ph.D. in Domestic Quantum Mechanics

The laundry exists in a superposition of washed and unwashed. He dares not observe it.

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BSI $7.99
Bachelor of Dishwasher Tetris Failure

One pan. Diagonally. The whole machine.

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MSI $11.99
Master of Household Emergency Creation

Asked to help for five minutes; created a two-hour incident.

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BSI $7.99
Bachelor of Remote Control Archaeology

The remote is in his hand. He is asking where the remote is.

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