Doctor of Philosophy in Strategic Incompetence (Ph.D.SI)

Explore all specializations and disciplines available for your Doctor of Philosophy in Strategic Incompetence (Ph.D.SI) degree.

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The art of preventing any meaningful progress

Doctoral study of systematic organizational collapse

Blame Delegation
The executive skill of finding a scapegoat before the project even fails
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Circular Reference Architecture
Building systems that reference themselves infinitely
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Organizational Chaos
Doctoral research in systemic dysfunction
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Silo Reinforcement Dynamics
Keeping departments perfectly isolated
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Tactical Helplessness
The psychology of "You just do it better than me."
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The Dunning-Kruger Application
Confidently doing it wrong
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Visionary Vagueness
crafting mission statements that sound profound but mean nothing
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Advanced research in guaranteed failure methodologies

Cognitive Dissonance in Task Acceptance
Agreeing to help while ensuring failure
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Goalpost Moving Mechanics
Changing success metrics the moment they are about to be met
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Recursive Delegation
Passing the buck until it returns to the sender
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Strategic Failure
Advanced study of guaranteed failure methods
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SWOT Analysis Paralysis
Spending so long analyzing threats that you become one
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The Dunning-Kruger Application
Confidently doing it wrong
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Pure academic study of failure as a discipline

Complexity Amplification Theory
Making simple things impossibly complicated
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Entropy in Human Systems
The natural tendency toward disorder
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General Relativity of Time-Wasting
How 5 minutes of work feels like an hour, and an hour of scrolling feels like 5 minutes
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Quantum Uncertainty of Competence
The state of being both capable and incapable until asked to work
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The Pareto Principle of Failure
80% of problems from 20% of bad decisions
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The Physics of Dropped Objects
Why toast always lands butter-side down
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