Ph.D. in Entropy In Human Systems

The natural tendency toward disorder

Entropy In Human Systems is not learned. It is lived. The Institute's doctoral programme simply certifies what colleagues, spouses, and group-project members have long observed: a rare, dedicated mastery of the natural tendency toward disorder.

Assessment follows our patented honour system, in which we assume the worst and are rarely disappointed. No attendance is required; indeed, non-attendance is looked upon favourably and may qualify the candidate for honours.

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The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Ph.D. in Entropy In Human Systems

Doctor of Philosophy in Strategic Incompetence

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