Finally, Academic Recognition for Dad
Your father has spent decades perfecting crafts no university dared accredit: incinerating sausages, defending the thermostat, and losing the remote inside a sofa he is actively sitting on. The Strategic Incompetence Institute proudly corrects this academic oversight. Each degree is personalized with his name, instantly delivered as a printable PDF, and QR-verifiable — the perfect thing to hang beside the fish he claims he caught.
Bachelor of Remote Control Archaeology
Honoring a lifetime of excavating the couch cushions.
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Reheating leftovers to exactly the wrong temperature since 1987.
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He has observed the dishwasher, and therefore believes it loads itself.
Order This OneBachelor of Dishwasher Tetris Failure
Every plate at a 45-degree angle. Every time. On purpose? No one knows.
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