The Secret Santa Gift That Ends All Mugs

Somewhere in your office is a colleague whose talents the org chart cannot capture. This year, skip the scented candle and award them the credential they have already earned through years of dedicated non-delivery. Every certificate is personalized, instantly downloadable, and verifiable by QR code — so when they hang it in their cubicle, HR can confirm it is completely real (in the novelty sense).

BSI $7.99
Bachelor of Meeting Disruption

For the colleague who asks about font sizes until the meeting dies of natural causes.

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MSI $11.99
Master of Reply-All Disasters

Commemorating a distinguished career of company-wide apologies.

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BSI $7.99
Bachelor of Basic Excuse Generation

An entry-level credential for an entry-level commitment to accountability.

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Ph.D.SI $13.99
Ph.D. in Connectivity Issues

You're breaking up. They can't hear you. Their camera is 'broken'. Again.

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MSI $11.99
Master of Strategic Delays

For the teammate whose ETA is a philosophical concept.

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None of these quite capture their unique brand of failure?

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