Give Them a Second Degree — The Honest One

One diploma says they can write a thesis. Ours says they wrote it at 4 a.m. the night before, powered by energy drinks and denial. The perfect companion gift for any graduate: a fully personalized novelty degree that commemorates how the sausage was actually made. It photographs beautifully next to the real one, and unlike the real one, this one has a QR code that works.

BSI $7.99
Bachelor of Basic Excuse Generation

The degree behind the degree: 'my laptop died' — four years, honors.

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MSI $11.99
Master of Strategic Delays

Every assignment submitted at 11:59 p.m. A perfect record.

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Ph.D.SI $13.99
Ph.D. in Confident Ignorance

Never did the reading. Led every seminar discussion anyway.

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MSI $11.99
Master of Surface-Level Cleaning Excellence

For the dorm room that passed inspection by candlelight.

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