Bachelor of Strategic Incompetence (BSI)

Explore all specializations and disciplines available for your Bachelor of Strategic Incompetence (BSI) degree.

Price: $7.99

Choose from our pre-designed specializations or create your own custom specialization when ordering.

Mastering the art of inedible cuisine and hostile service

Advanced Toast Scraping
Salvaging the inedible
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Cross-Contamination Logistics
Storing raw chicken on top of the salad
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Expiration Date Skepticism
The study of consuming food "just past" the safe window
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Hydro-Carbonization Studies
The science of burning water
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Ice Tray Emptying
Leaving one cube so you don't have to refill it
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Microwave Metalworking
Introduction to foil sparks
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Smoke Alarm Acoustics
Using the detector as a kitchen timer
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The Gluten Paradox
"Forgetting" dietary restrictions at critical moments
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Tupperware Mismatching
Ensuring no container ever finds its corresponding lid
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Utensil Destruction
Teflon scratching and knife dulling techniques
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The science of disappointing customers systematically

Email Confusion
Specialist in unclear communication
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Reply-All Catastrophes
Appropriate usage of unnecessary CCing
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Ticket Closure Velocity
Closing support tickets without actually resolving the issue
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Zoom Mute Proficiency
Talking while muted / Unmuting while eating
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For the handy-person who wants to be un-handy

IKEA Instruction Misinterpretation
Building shelves backwards
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Paint Drip Aesthetics
Ignoring the existence of painter's tape and drop cloths
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Righty-Loosey Dynamics
Consistently turning wrenches the wrong way to strip bolts
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Spare Part Accumulation
The collection of "extra" screws left over after reassembly
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Structural Integrity Compromise
"Fixing" it until it breaks completely
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A comprehensive study of household chaos and domestic disorder

Applied Dishwasher Tetris
Maximizing water blockage and breakage risk
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Bed Sheet Corner Geometry
Why the fitted sheet never fits
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Chromatics Of Laundry
The art of mixing reds with whites
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Grocery List Amusia
Buying the most expensive brand of the wrong item
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Meeting Disruption
Expert in derailing productive meetings
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Plant Watering Amnesia
The cycle of drowning plants and then drying them out completely
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Remote Control Camouflage
Placing the remote in the one spot no one will look
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Strategic Bin Compression
Pushing trash down to avoid changing the bag
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Thermostat Mismanagement
Oscillating between Arctic and Saharan settings
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Toilet Roll Replacement Avoidance
Theoretical physics of the "empty cardboard tube."
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Woolen Shrinkage Dynamics
Turning adult sweaters into doll clothes
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No problem! You can create your own custom specialization tailored to your specific area of strategic incompetence when you customize your order.