Bachelor of Zoom Mute Proficiency

Talking while muted / Unmuting while eating

Zoom Mute Proficiency is not learned. It is lived. The Institute's undergraduate programme simply certifies what colleagues, spouses, and group-project members have long observed: a rare, dedicated mastery of talking while muted / Unmuting while eating.

Coursework includes zero lectures, no examinations, and an optional thesis that will remain optional forever. Graduates are assessed on a lifetime portfolio of genuine incompetence — which, in our experience, the recipient has already submitted without knowing it.

Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.

The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Bachelor of Zoom Mute Proficiency

Bachelor of Strategic Incompetence

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