Bachelor of Zoom Mute Proficiency
Talking while muted / Unmuting while eating
Zoom Mute Proficiency is not learned. It is lived. The Institute's undergraduate programme simply certifies what colleagues, spouses, and group-project members have long observed: a rare, dedicated mastery of talking while muted / Unmuting while eating.
Coursework includes zero lectures, no examinations, and an optional thesis that will remain optional forever. Graduates are assessed on a lifetime portfolio of genuine incompetence — which, in our experience, the recipient has already submitted without knowing it.
Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.
Bachelor of Zoom Mute Proficiency
Bachelor of Strategic Incompetence
$7.99
- Personalized with any recipient's name
- Instant PDF download after payment
- Unique certificate number + seal + signature
- Working QR verification page