Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI)
Explore all specializations and disciplines available for your Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI) degree.
Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI)
Price: $11.99
Choose from our pre-designed specializations or create your own custom specialization when ordering.
Available Disciplines & Specializations
Business Administration
Advanced techniques in corporate dysfunction
Specializations:
-
Process ComplicationSelect
Adding steps until nothing gets done
-
Project SabotageSelect
Advanced techniques in project derailment
-
Scope Creep FacilitationSelect
Expanding projects beyond all recognition
Financial Management
Mismanaging budgets with confidence and flair
Specializations:
-
Expense Report InflationSelect
Creative writing applied to reimbursement requests
-
Receipt VaporizationSelect
The phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt
Human Resources Management
The science of mismanaging people with confidence
Specializations:
-
Deadline Extension MethodologySelect
The art of "just one more day" in perpetuity
-
Meeting Multiplication TheorySelect
Creating meetings about meetings about meetings
-
Policy Contradiction StudiesSelect
Creating rules that conflict with other rules
-
Team DysfunctionSelect
Creating chaos in team dynamics
Information Technology
Advanced methods in technological dysfunction
Specializations:
-
Password Reset RecursionSelect
The endless loop of forgotten credentials
-
Update Deployment CatastrophicsSelect
Pushing to production on Friday afternoon
Project Management
Strategic methods for guaranteed failure
Specializations:
-
Budget OverrunSelect
Expert in exceeding financial limits
-
Milestone Miss-managementSelect
Celebrating the completion of tasks that weren't on the list
Can't Find Your Perfect Specialization?
No problem! You can create your own custom specialization tailored to your specific area of strategic incompetence when you customize your order.