Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI)

Explore all specializations and disciplines available for your Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI) degree.

Master of Strategic Incompetence (MSI)

Price: $12.99

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Available Disciplines & Specializations

Business Administration

Advanced techniques in corporate dysfunction

Specializations:
  • Process Complication
    Adding steps until nothing gets done
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  • Project Sabotage
    Advanced techniques in project derailment
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  • Scope Creep Facilitation
    Expanding projects beyond all recognition
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Financial Management

Mismanaging budgets with confidence and flair

Specializations:
  • Expense Report Inflation
    Creative writing applied to reimbursement requests
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  • Receipt Vaporization
    The phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt
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Human Resources Management

The science of mismanaging people with confidence

Specializations:
  • Deadline Extension Methodology
    The art of "just one more day" in perpetuity
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  • Meeting Multiplication Theory
    Creating meetings about meetings about meetings
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  • Policy Contradiction Studies
    Creating rules that conflict with other rules
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  • Team Dysfunction
    Creating chaos in team dynamics
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Information Technology

Advanced methods in technological dysfunction

Specializations:
  • Password Reset Recursion
    The endless loop of forgotten credentials
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  • Update Deployment Catastrophics
    Pushing to production on Friday afternoon
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Project Management

Strategic methods for guaranteed failure

Specializations:
  • Budget Overrun
    Expert in exceeding financial limits
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  • Milestone Miss-management
    Celebrating the completion of tasks that weren't on the list
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