Master of Expense Report Inflation

Creative writing applied to reimbursement requests

Few fields of study are as widely practiced and as rarely acknowledged as Expense Report Inflation. Our master's programme finally gives formal recognition to creative writing applied to reimbursement requests — a body of expertise that candidates typically develop years before enrolling, often without noticing.

Degree requirements have already been met by the recipient — that is rather the point. The certificate simply converts an established pattern of behaviour into a framed, QR-verifiable qualification suitable for office walls, kitchen fridges, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges.

Each certificate is personalized with the recipient's name, printed with the Institute's seal and the Rector's signature, and issued with a unique certificate number and a working QR verification code. Scan it, and our records will confirm — in suitably formal language — that the incompetence is real.

The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Master of Expense Report Inflation

Master of Strategic Incompetence

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