Master of Receipt Vaporization
The phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt
Scholars have debated whether Receipt Vaporization is an art or a science. Our faculty's position is that it is neither, which is why we award a degree in it. This master's programme formally recognises the phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt, elevating it from domestic complaint to academic credential.
Degree requirements have already been met by the recipient — that is rather the point. The certificate simply converts an established pattern of behaviour into a framed, QR-verifiable qualification suitable for office walls, kitchen fridges, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges.
Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.
Master of Receipt Vaporization
Master of Strategic Incompetence
$11.99
- Personalized with any recipient's name
- Instant PDF download after payment
- Unique certificate number + seal + signature
- Working QR verification page