Master of Receipt Vaporization

The phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt

Scholars have debated whether Receipt Vaporization is an art or a science. Our faculty's position is that it is neither, which is why we award a degree in it. This master's programme formally recognises the phenomenon of losing tax-deductible receipts immediately upon receipt, elevating it from domestic complaint to academic credential.

Degree requirements have already been met by the recipient — that is rather the point. The certificate simply converts an established pattern of behaviour into a framed, QR-verifiable qualification suitable for office walls, kitchen fridges, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges.

Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.

The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Master of Receipt Vaporization

Master of Strategic Incompetence

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