Master of Password Reset Recursion

The endless loop of forgotten credentials

Scholars have debated whether Password Reset Recursion is an art or a science. Our faculty's position is that it is neither, which is why we award a degree in it. This master's programme formally recognises the endless loop of forgotten credentials, elevating it from domestic complaint to academic credential.

Coursework includes zero lectures, no examinations, and an optional thesis that will remain optional forever. Graduates are assessed on a lifetime portfolio of genuine incompetence — which, in our experience, the recipient has already submitted without knowing it.

Each certificate is personalized with the recipient's name, printed with the Institute's seal and the Rector's signature, and issued with a unique certificate number and a working QR verification code. Scan it, and our records will confirm — in suitably formal language — that the incompetence is real.

The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Master of Password Reset Recursion

Master of Strategic Incompetence

$11.99

  • Personalized with any recipient's name
  • Instant PDF download after payment
  • Unique certificate number + seal + signature
  • Working QR verification page
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