Master of Process Complication
Adding steps until nothing gets done
The Institute's celebrated master's programme in Process Complication exists because the world demanded it — loudly, repeatedly, and usually from the next room. Formally described as adding steps until nothing gets done, this discipline has been practiced informally in households and open-plan offices for generations. We merely had the courage to accredit it.
Degree requirements have already been met by the recipient — that is rather the point. The certificate simply converts an established pattern of behaviour into a framed, QR-verifiable qualification suitable for office walls, kitchen fridges, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges.
Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.
Master of Process Complication
Master of Strategic Incompetence
$11.99
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