Bachelor of Expiration Date Skepticism
The study of consuming food "just past" the safe window
Expiration Date Skepticism is not learned. It is lived. The Institute's undergraduate programme simply certifies what colleagues, spouses, and group-project members have long observed: a rare, dedicated mastery of the study of consuming food "just past" the safe window.
Degree requirements have already been met by the recipient — that is rather the point. The certificate simply converts an established pattern of behaviour into a framed, QR-verifiable qualification suitable for office walls, kitchen fridges, and passive-aggressive gift exchanges.
Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.
Bachelor of Expiration Date Skepticism
Bachelor of Strategic Incompetence
$7.99
- Personalized with any recipient's name
- Instant PDF download after payment
- Unique certificate number + seal + signature
- Working QR verification page