Ph.D. in Recursive Delegation

Passing the buck until it returns to the sender

Few fields of study are as widely practiced and as rarely acknowledged as Recursive Delegation. Our doctoral programme finally gives formal recognition to passing the buck until it returns to the sender — a body of expertise that candidates typically develop years before enrolling, often without noticing.

The curriculum is entirely retrospective: by the time a certificate is ordered, the candidate has completed all requirements through years of unsupervised fieldwork. Our admissions board has never rejected an applicant, chiefly because it has never convened.

Every diploma ships instantly as a print-ready PDF: recipient's name, official seal, Rector's signature, unique certificate number, and a live QR verification page that deadpans its authenticity to anyone who checks. HR departments love it. Well — they verify it, anyway.

The obligatory fine print: this is a novelty certificate for entertainment purposes only. It is not a real academic credential — which the recipient will likely consider on-brand.
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Ph.D. in Recursive Delegation

Doctor of Philosophy in Strategic Incompetence

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